The season of joy is upon us, which includes the annual 'dance' of navigating convos at the dinner table. We hope our previous guides have helped you dodge some conversational landmines, but there are always fresh ways to put your foot in your mouth. So, we're back with the latest installment of what NOT to say at this year's festivities, along with a look at some iconic holiday dinner 'scenes' sure to...inspire.
"Have you tried [insert latest wellness trend]?"
Between intermittent fasting, celery juice cleanses, and whatever new supplement is trending on social media, keep your wellness advice to yourself. Nobody wants to hear about your life-changing morning routine or why they should start cold plunging while they're trying to enjoy their pumpkin pie. The holidays are about tradition and togetherness, not becoming someone's unsolicited health coach.
"So...how about the election..."
Nothing ruins digestion quite like a heated political debate. With the country more divided than ever, bringing up election results at the holiday table is like lighting a match at a gas station. Save the political commentary for appropriate forums and focus on what brings people together rather than what drives them apart. No matter how strongly you feel about any candidate or outcome, the kids shouldn't have to witness a family feud.
"When are you going to [insert major life milestone]?"
Whether it's buying a house, having kids, getting married, or retiring, pressing people about major life decisions over turkey is never appropriate. With inflation being what it is and the changing nature of modern relationships, these questions carry more weight than ever. Your cousin doesn't need to explain why they're still renting, and your sister shouldn't have to defend her career choices between courses.
"I saw you posted..."
Just because you can stalk someone's entire digital presence doesn't mean you should bring it up at dinner. Nothing kills the holiday spirit quite like announcing you've deep-dived through someone's Instagram from 2015 or questioning their recent career move based on LinkedIn updates. Keep your social media detective work to yourself.
"Let me tell you about my cryptocurrency portfolio..."
Whether you're riding high on the latest bull run or still nursing your losses, the holiday table isn't the place for financial advice or investment stories. This goes double for NFTs, meme stocks, or any other trending investment scheme. Nobody wants to hear about your diamond hands while they're trying to digest their stuffing.
"Does anyone want to see my BeReal?"
The urge to document every moment has reached new heights, but maybe we can all agree to keep phones away from the dinner table? This includes impromptu TikTok dances, Instagram food shots, or any other social media moments that interrupt the natural flow of conversation and connection.
Remember, holiday gatherings are rare opportunities to connect with loved ones in real time, away from screens and daily stresses. The best conversation starter? Simply asking someone how they're doing — and actually listening to their answer.